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Online iddee

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Good advice, well thought out
« on: December 22, 2013, 03:01:53 PM »
*Further proof that older guys are very wise!*
Jerry asked Earl, "At your ripe age, what do you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
  The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.
Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels, than to forget where you keep the bottle!"
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Good advice, well thought out
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2013, 03:08:51 PM »
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