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Author Topic: Barbie may not just bee a dumb blond  (Read 969 times)
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« on: November 25, 2013, 10:50:09 PM »

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?"

She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"


"That's obvious," the saleslady says.



"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."




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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 06:51:47 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 10:34:46 AM »

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