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itsme
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« on: November 22, 2013, 07:16:33 AM »


In church I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you:
 
"Dear Lord, This has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician Michael Jackson. My favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse. My favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor. My favorite singer Whitney Houston. And now my favorite author Tom Clancy!
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Amen"
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2013, 10:51:31 AM »

LOL!!!!
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How is it that 900 HP isn't any more exciting than opening a hive for inspection?
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2013, 06:39:27 PM »

BAHAHAHAHA; I wanna come to your church!!!

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cannot be trusted in large ones either. – Albert Einstein
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2013, 09:08:37 AM »

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