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Offline iddee

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I don’t write em, I just forward em.---
« on: October 29, 2013, 09:43:15 AM »
 

 Early one Spring morning, an elderly retired gentleman yelled to his wife,"Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama depicting the five years of the Obama presidency!"
 
She yelled back, "Flush the toilet and come eat your breakfast.
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Moots

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Re: I don’t write em, I just forward em.---
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2013, 10:20:45 AM »
:lau: NICE!  As always...All good humor is rooted in the truth!  :-D
"We must reject the idea that every time a law’s broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions."
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Re: I don’t write em, I just forward em.---
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 02:11:44 AM »
<snickering>
Oh, my gracious, iddee; you are just tooooo much!


Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either. – Albert Einstein

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Re: I don’t write em, I just forward em.---
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 10:30:20 AM »
LOL  Didnt see that one coming
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