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Offline T Beek

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If you are unhappy
« on: November 16, 2013, 07:21:07 AM »
IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
Soon enough the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly began to make the trip.

In short time ice began forming on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.

The little sparrow thought it was the end, but a cow passed by and crapped on him.
The manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.

Warm and happy he began to sign.

Just then a cat came by and hearing the chirping began investigating the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, discovered the sparrow and promptly ate him.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

1.  Everyone who craps on you is not your enemy

2.  Everyone who gets you out of crap is not your friend

3.  And if you are happy and warm in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.
"Trust those who seek the truth, doubt those who say they've found it."

Offline asprince

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Re: If you are unhappy
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2013, 07:55:05 PM »
  :) So true!  :)
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Re: If you are unhappy
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 07:42:36 AM »
I see we share something of the same sense of humor!   :roll:
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Re: If you are unhappy
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2013, 07:52:44 AM »
I would think the moral would be:

If you insist on being non-conforming, expect to end up in a pile of crap.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Offline T Beek

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Re: If you are unhappy
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2013, 02:30:22 PM »
I would think the moral would be:

If you insist on being non-conforming, expect to end up in a pile of crap.

But warm and happy none the less, a fair trade off IMO  8-)
"Trust those who seek the truth, doubt those who say they've found it."

 

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