IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
Soon enough the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly began to make the trip.
In short time ice began forming on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
The little sparrow thought it was the end, but a cow passed by and crapped on him.
The manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy he began to sign.
Just then a cat came by and hearing the chirping began investigating the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, discovered the sparrow and promptly ate him.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
1. Everyone who craps on you is not your enemy
2. Everyone who gets you out of crap is not your friend
3. And if you are happy and warm in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.