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Author Topic: Marital Bliss  (Read 1117 times)
Galactic Bee
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« on: November 15, 2013, 10:22:03 AM »

Tim decided to tie the knot with Sue, his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was in his work room assembling some shell reloads for his planned upcoming hunt.

Sue was standing there at the bench.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke.

“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading ammo, and fishing.

She continued, “Maybe you should sell your guns and boat too.

Tim got this horrified look on his face.

Sue then said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

Tim replied, "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" Sue screamed, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"ťI wasn't."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
Super Bee
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2013, 10:24:07 AM »

Queen Bee
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FEED ME HONEY or I`ll smash your screen !

« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 11:03:47 AM »

Super Bee
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 12:31:39 PM »


"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 01:06:52 AM »

yup, the only way you can change a man is if he's in diapers....
 flying pig

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either. – Albert Einstein
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