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Super Bee
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Location: Central AL (nw corner of Elmore County)

« on: November 08, 2013, 08:56:12 PM »

This is what's happening around here with my friends in Law enforcement/Fire Medics;

Heard something interesting. It seems that if you're a heavy over weight minority female and the PD is about to cuff you, (around 2:30 in the morning) you faint. Yep, they don't know what it is but a lot of them will faint when the cuffs come out, and, and, in addition to that you just about can't bring them back around (unless the cops leaves - and they never do).
So when they faint the PD "must" call for the paramedics to come check them out. They have created a great field test to determine if they are faking it. (I'm serious this does take place - unofficially) Upon examining the individual, do stuff like; feel her forehead, gently squeeze her face, check her neck, carefully raise an eyelid - and jam your finger in her eye. If they levitate they are faking it. If they lay still, it's for real.

God I love creativity!!!


"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2013, 03:51:15 AM »

I wonder, just how many levitate compared to the ones that are real. I doubt they find any real ones.

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain
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