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Offline edward

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I'm a beautiful princess
« on: October 31, 2013, 09:20:35 AM »
A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him VERY happy!

He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket.


A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said,


"Didn't you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!"


The guy took the frog out and said,


"Look, I understand what you are saying, but I am a computer programmer and right now I don't have time for a girlfriend,........but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY COOL!"



mvh Edward

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Re: I'm a beautiful princess
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2013, 05:09:13 PM »
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Re: I'm a beautiful princess
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2013, 05:15:28 PM »
 :-D

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Re: I'm a beautiful princess
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2013, 07:48:20 PM »
 :th_thumbsupup:
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