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« on: October 27, 2013, 09:07:47 PM »


Two  brooms were hanging in the closet and  after  a while they got to know each other so  well,  they decided to get married.

One broom  was, of course, the bride broom, the  other the groom broom.

The bride broom  looked very beautiful in her  white  dress. The groom broom was handsome  and  suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. 

After the wedding, at the wedding  dinner, the bride-broom  leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I  think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 

Are  you ready for this?
Brace yourself! this is  going to hurt !!  !!  !



'WE  HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT  TOGETHER!'
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2013, 09:19:39 PM »

OMG!!!

She's been sweeping around!
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2013, 08:08:55 AM »

 grin
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2013, 11:46:48 AM »


 grin grin
Yup, I stole it.
Jim
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