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« on: October 22, 2013, 04:01:58 PM »

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
 living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, car salesman... and so forth.
  However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the  teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

  The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. "Is that really true about your father?"

  "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get nobammy re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2013, 05:46:31 PM »

 lau lau lau
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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2013, 08:33:31 PM »

I heard it that he was the quarterback for the lions
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 06:47:44 PM »

Or a former home run hitter named prince grin
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2013, 09:59:10 PM »

The Lions have a quarterback  huh
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