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Offline iddee

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Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
« on: October 17, 2013, 10:24:29 AM »
Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
 
10. Your  annual breast exam is done at  Hooters.
       
9. Directions  to your doctors office include: " Take a left when you enter the trailer  park."
       
8. The tongue  depressors taste faintly of  Fudgecycles.
       
7. The only  proctologist in the plan is Gus from  Roto-Rooter.
       
6. The only  item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a  day.
       
5. Your  primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last  month.
       
4.The  patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges, is not a  typographical  error.
       
3. The only  expense covered 100% is.  Embalming.
       
2. Your Prozac  comes in different colors with little Ms on  them.
       
AND THE NUMBER  ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE OBAMACARE  PLAN:
       
You ask for  Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct  tape.
   
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 04:00:09 PM »
 :lau: :lau: :lau: X:X :-D

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Re: Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2013, 01:47:17 AM »
I sure hope ED pills aren’t part of Obamacare.  The last thing I want to be subsidizing is blue pills for bee keepers.

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Re: Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2013, 12:52:26 PM »
 :goodpost: :pinkelephant: :lau:
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Re: Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2013, 11:08:25 AM »
I find it hard to believe that it would pay that much on embalming.




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