Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctors office include: " Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgecycles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a day.
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4.The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges, is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense covered 100% is. Embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little Ms on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE OBAMACARE PLAN:
You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.