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Author Topic: Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare  (Read 664 times)
iddee
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« on: October 17, 2013, 09:24:29 AM »

Top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare
 
10. Your  annual breast exam is done at  Hooters.
       
9. Directions  to your doctors office include: " Take a left when you enter the trailer  park."
       
8. The tongue  depressors taste faintly of  Fudgecycles.
       
7. The only  proctologist in the plan is Gus from  Roto-Rooter.
       
6. The only  item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a  day.
       
5. Your  primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last  month.
       
4.The  patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges, is not a  typographical  error.
       
3. The only  expense covered 100% is.  Embalming.
       
2. Your Prozac  comes in different colors with little Ms on  them.
       
AND THE NUMBER  ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE OBAMACARE  PLAN:
       
You ask for  Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct  tape.
   
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 03:00:09 PM »

 lau lau lau applause grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2013, 12:47:17 AM »

I sure hope ED pills aren’t part of Obamacare.  The last thing I want to be subsidizing is blue pills for bee keepers.
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2013, 11:52:26 AM »

 goodpost pink elephant lau
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2013, 10:08:25 AM »

I find it hard to believe that it would pay that much on embalming.




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