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Offline GSF

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« on: September 21, 2013, 09:29:31 PM »

 


   *WOMEN*


   *A real woman is a man's best friend.
   She will never stand him up and never let him down.
   She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
   after a bad day.
   She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
   live without fear and forget regret.
   She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
   his most intimate desires.
   She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
   handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
   sexy, seductive and invincible...*


   *No wait...Sorry.*


   *I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.*


   *Never mind.*








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Offline Vance G

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Re: women
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2013, 11:52:31 PM »
I am stealing this. 

Offline tefer2

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Re: women
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2013, 10:17:33 AM »
 :lau:

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Re: women
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2015, 09:50:35 PM »
bump
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: women
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2015, 10:05:37 PM »
LOL

    Actually??   WOMEN fit, while first married, its after 25 years that it turns to whisky!!!
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2015, 12:33:04 AM »
 :grin:
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Re: women
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2015, 06:43:22 PM »
Whiskey does do that. :cool: :cool:
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