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Offline GSF

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« on: September 21, 2013, 09:29:31 PM »

 


   *WOMEN*


   *A real woman is a man's best friend.
   She will never stand him up and never let him down.
   She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
   after a bad day.
   She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
   live without fear and forget regret.
   She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
   his most intimate desires.
   She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
   handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
   sexy, seductive and invincible...*


   *No wait...Sorry.*


   *I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.*


   *Never mind.*








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Offline Vance G

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Re: women
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2013, 11:52:31 PM »
I am stealing this. 

Offline tefer2

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Re: women
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2013, 10:17:33 AM »
 :lau: