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Author Topic: The Parrot/ My Dad  (Read 674 times)
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« on: September 15, 2013, 09:01:58 PM »

THIS IS AN OLD ONE, BUT STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH!!


                            I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

                            We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

                            I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

                            The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
                            orange, and blue.

                            My dad kept staring at her.

                            The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

                            When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:
                            "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

                            Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
                            choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

                            In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

                            "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
                            you might be my kid."




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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 07:21:07 AM »

Ha Ha Ha, applause
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 11:57:14 AM »

muhahaha grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 06:57:15 PM »

Yep, still funny




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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2013, 06:07:24 PM »

Might be old but new to me, good one
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2013, 07:09:54 PM »

Nope, it's new. The old one was a peacock.
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