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Offline itsme

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The Parrot/ My Dad
« on: September 15, 2013, 10:01:58 PM »
THIS IS AN OLD ONE, BUT STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH!!


                            I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

                            We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

                            I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

                            The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
                            orange, and blue.

                            My dad kept staring at her.

                            The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

                            When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:
                            "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

                            Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
                            choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

                            In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

                            "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
                            you might be my kid."





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Re: The Parrot/ My Dad
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 08:21:07 AM »
Ha Ha Ha, X:X

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Re: The Parrot/ My Dad
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 12:57:14 PM »
muhahaha :-D

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Re: The Parrot/ My Dad
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 07:57:15 PM »
Yep, still funny




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Re: The Parrot/ My Dad
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2013, 07:07:24 PM »
Might be old but new to me, good one
Can't ever say that bk'n ain't a learning experience!

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Re: The Parrot/ My Dad
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2013, 08:09:54 PM »
Nope, it's new. The old one was a peacock.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*