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« on: September 12, 2013, 08:48:38 PM »

The sheriff was enjoying a peaceful quite spring morning. He was sitting in his chair leaning back against the front of the saloon. A stranger rides up on his horse and ties him to the hitching post in front of the saloon.
Morning Sherriff,
Morning Stranger.
The stranger walks around behind his horse, raises his tail and kisses him right on the gas hole. As he turns to walk off the sheriff jumps up to his feet.
Excuse me stranger,
Yes sa?
Did you just do what I thought you did?
(with a slow southern draw) Yes sa, I got me a mighty powerful case of the chapped lips.
Does it work?
No sa, but it sho keep me from lick'n my lips.
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2013, 07:40:29 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2013, 12:08:59 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2013, 12:12:30 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2013, 03:28:39 PM »

I always heard it was a farmer and some chicken poop, but the punch line was the same... I even saw some chap stick for sale that was labeled "chicken poop".
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