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« on: September 10, 2013, 09:07:03 AM »


How to you catch a unique rabbit?





unique up on it.


How to you catch a tame rabbit?




tame way, unique up on it.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?




no idea



What do you call a one legged 5 year old boy?




skipper





What do you call a girl with one leg shorter that the other?




Ilene

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 11:41:41 AM »

 sheeple
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 12:54:01 PM »

Along the same lines, why did the elephant paint his toenails red?




So he could hide in a cherry tree.


Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?




It works, don't it?
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 01:53:29 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 06:17:13 PM »

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still, no idea.
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