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Online iddee

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2+2+2=7
« on: September 06, 2013, 07:45:12 PM »
You gotta love him!
 
 Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!
 
A very angry Teacher: Where in the heck do you get seven from?!?!? A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a stinkin' cat!!!
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Offline edward

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2013, 05:13:04 AM »
 :-D X:X

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2013, 07:58:02 AM »
 :lau:
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Offline tefer2

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2013, 09:53:47 AM »
 X:X

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2013, 04:31:54 PM »
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2013, 02:48:50 AM »
A future bee keeper in the making  :-D

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2013, 10:00:53 PM »
 :-D