Need Bees Removed?
International
Beekeeping Forums
April 16, 2014, 03:11:12 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: Beemaster's official FACEBOOK page
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar bee removal Login Register Chat(1)  

Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: The Power of a Badge  (Read 256 times)
Santa Caras
House Bee
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 61

Location: Lakeland, FL


« on: September 06, 2013, 04:10:54 PM »

The Power of a Badge..... 
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
 
The DEA officer verbally explodes, growing red in the face saying, " Mister,  I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.  No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... 
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored  before he reaches safety.  The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

" Your badge.. Show him your  BADGE ! "
Logged
edward
Queen Bee
****
Online Online

Gender: Male
Posts: 1180


Location: BÖNAN SWEDEN

FEED ME HONEY or I`ll smash your screen !


« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2013, 05:06:23 PM »

 lau Jerry lau
Logged
Joe D
Super Bee
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1806

Location: Ovett, Ms


« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2013, 08:45:45 PM »

Yeap, give some people a little authority and they want listen to anything you have to say.




Joe
Logged
sawdstmakr
Super Bee
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1952


Location: Jacksonville FL


« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2013, 10:08:33 PM »

 grin
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Beemaster's Beekeeping Ring
Previous | Home | Join | Random | Next
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines | Sitemap Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.113 seconds with 21 queries.

Google visited last this page April 09, 2014, 06:46:57 PM
anything