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Galactic Bee
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« on: August 30, 2013, 06:01:32 PM »

The Pearly Gates
St. Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark Hoodies and sagging pants arrive.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I'll be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance. God says to Peter:

"How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven.  All are loved.  All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says, “Well, they're gone."

“The guys wearing Hoodies?" asked God.

"No, The Pearly Gates".

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2013, 11:27:46 PM »


"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2013, 04:07:48 AM »

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