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Offline itsme

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Truck Stop
« on: August 29, 2013, 10:40:48 PM »
TRUCKER'S BREAKFAST
>
> For many who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I wonder what
> the waitress would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast
> as this guy did?!
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>
> It's coffee  (honest!), A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and
> placed his order.
>
> He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
> running boards.'
>
> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
> kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat
> tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he
> think this place is, an auto parts store?'
>
> 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of
> headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are
> 2 slices of crisp bacon!
>
> 'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
> spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
>
> The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
>
> (I love this  one...! )
>
> She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
> headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Truck Stop
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2013, 10:56:57 PM »
 :goodpost:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

Offline tefer2

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Re: Truck Stop
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2013, 08:41:16 AM »
 X:X

Offline Michael Bush

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Re: Truck Stop
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2013, 05:18:42 PM »
All he needs now is a roasted tomato and he'd have a British breakfast...
Michael Bush
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