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House Bee
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« on: August 29, 2013, 09:40:48 PM »

> For many who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I wonder what
> the waitress would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast
> as this guy did?!
> It's coffee  (honest!), A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and
> placed his order.
> He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
> running boards.'
> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
> kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat
> tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he
> think this place is, an auto parts store?'
> 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of
> headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are
> 2 slices of crisp bacon!
> 'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
> spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
> The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
> (I love this  one...! )
> She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
> headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
Galactic Bee
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2013, 09:56:57 PM »

Super Bee
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2013, 07:41:16 AM »

Michael Bush
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2013, 04:18:42 PM »

All he needs now is a roasted tomato and he'd have a British breakfast...

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