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« on: August 06, 2013, 04:24:51 PM »

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.

The cost is $92.84 per scoop...so, out of a $100 bill, you are at least promised some CHANGE.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an almost-empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.

Aren't you just stimulated?
 
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2013, 04:51:27 AM »

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

Wouldn't this then imply that you where given the Ice Cream from the guy that was in fount of you?

You are left with an almost-empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened.


Actually i think you are left with.  An almost-empty wallet, staring at an cone with used Ice Cream.   

1. As long as your not the first guy in line that day you are ok.   If you are then you get the melted ice cream from the last guy in line the day before. rolleyes   
2. Just make sure that pay for your share then the guy behind you is all set to.   

Sharing is good Smiley

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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2013, 05:58:24 AM »

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

Wouldn't this then imply that you where given the Ice Cream from the guy that was in fount of you?

You are left with an almost-empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened.



Actually i think you are left with.  An almost-empty wallet, staring at an cone with used Ice Cream.  

1. As long as your not the first guy in line that day you are ok.   If you are then you get the melted ice cream from the last guy in line the day before. rolleyes  
2. Just make sure that pay for your share then the guy behind you is all set to.    

Sharing is good Smiley



Hahahahahaa lau
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2013, 09:15:36 AM »

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