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Offline edward

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At the pharmacy
« on: August 01, 2013, 11:17:44 AM »
 A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
 
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
 
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
 
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.

The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
 
He takes the photo, and nods.


"I didn't realize you had a prescription



mvh Edward  :-P

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Re: At the pharmacy
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2013, 01:59:53 PM »
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One could not learn history from architecture any more than one could learn it from books. Statues, inscriptions, memorial stones, the names of streets ? anything that might throw light upon the past had been systematically altered. (1.8.85)

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Re: At the pharmacy
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2013, 09:48:18 AM »
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