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« on: August 01, 2013, 10:17:44 AM »

 A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
 
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
 
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
 
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.

The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
 
He takes the photo, and nods.


"I didn't realize you had a prescription



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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2013, 12:59:53 PM »

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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2013, 08:48:18 AM »

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