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itsme
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« on: July 23, 2013, 10:30:00 PM »

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.

For many years he had a powerful desire to put his male organ in the pickle slicer.

Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the
factory psychologist.



After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead
and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.



The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha,
became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully
confessed about his tormented desire to put his male organ in the pickle
slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did
it and he was immediately fired.



Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
pants only to find a normal, completely intact male organ. She looked up
and said, "I don't understand…what about the pickle slicer?"  Yossel
replied, "I think she got fired, too."
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iddee
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2013, 10:47:39 PM »

Good one.    cheer
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 11:30:47 AM »

 butt kick applause applause Nice
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 09:47:38 PM »

 applause applause
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