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Offline itsme

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« on: July 23, 2013, 11:27:29 PM »
We recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull.  We put him out
with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him.  He said the bull was
very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to
feed him once per day.

Holy crap!  The bull started to service the cows within two days.  All
of my cows!  He even broke through the fence and bred all my
neighbor's cows!  He's been breeding just about everything in sight.
He's like a machine!"

I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they
kind of taste like peppermint.

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Re: "Service"
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2013, 11:50:00 PM »
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: "Service"
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 10:18:47 AM »
The way I heard it was this:

A rancher calls the vet one day and says he has a bull that just isn't doing as well as he used to.  The next time the vet is out he gives the rancher a large jar of pills and tells him to give on to the bull whenever he doesn't seem up to par anymore.  A couple of years later the rancher calls the vet again and relates what happened before and says the pills worked great but he's run out of them now.  The vet thinks a while and says he can't remember what he prescribed before and could the rancher please describe them.  The rancher says, "they were small, round, blue and tasted a bit like mint"
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Re: "Service"
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 01:59:55 PM »
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