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itsme
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« on: July 15, 2013, 10:58:28 PM »

A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Medicine Bow, Wyoming ..

He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded
staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
Cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that,
mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back
into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
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sawdstmakr
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2013, 11:29:27 PM »

 lau lau lau applause cheer
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edward
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FEED ME HONEY or I`ll smash your screen !


« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2013, 05:14:52 AM »

nasty  Jerry
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2013, 07:23:29 AM »

 lau lau lau
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itsme
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2013, 09:07:07 AM »

nasty  Jerry
I know, it was so disgusting I almost didn't send it.   The punchline DID surprise me though!
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2013, 10:25:27 PM »

 grin
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