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edward
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« on: July 12, 2013, 07:06:15 PM »

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.

What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
 
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
 
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
 
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"


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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2013, 07:46:33 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2013, 11:44:56 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2013, 09:33:18 AM »

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