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Offline itsme

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« on: July 02, 2013, 01:36:07 PM »
A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE

drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking

advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said. . . "Your timing is

excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who

wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll

have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply

all of your clothes."  "Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will
also have, as part of your job,

The assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her

mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well...You started it."

Offline Spear

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Re: Welfare
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2013, 03:06:52 PM »

Offline AllenF

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Re: Welfare
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Re: Welfare
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 08:57:18 AM »