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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:04:05 AM »

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to  angel heaven  angel I will ask Jonah".
 
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"



 
The little girl replied, "Then  evil you  evil ask him!"


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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 09:10:09 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 11:18:21 AM »

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