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Offline edward

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Jonah was swallowed by a whale
« on: June 21, 2013, 05:04:05 AM »
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to  :angel: heaven  :angel: I will ask Jonah".
 
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"



 
The little girl replied, "Then  :evil: you  :evil: ask him!"


mvh Edward  :-P
« Last Edit: June 21, 2013, 01:19:36 PM by edward »

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Re: Jonah was swallowed by a whale
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 10:10:09 AM »
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Re: Jonah was swallowed by a whale
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 12:18:21 PM »
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