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Offline edward

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Unannounced dinner
« on: June 09, 2013, 07:08:17 AM »
A man brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced after work.

His wife yells at him and his friend hear every word.

- My hair is not brushed and my makeup is not done

-The house is a mess, the dishes are not done

- I'm still in my pajamas and I can not be bothered with cooking tonight!

-Why the heck did you bring him home?


- Because he's looking to get married


mvh Edward  :-P

Offline tefer2

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Re: Unannounced dinner
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 10:45:41 AM »
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Offline D Semple

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Re: Unannounced dinner
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2013, 11:03:26 AM »
I'd like to see a picture of you Edward, I bet you've got some lumps on your head.  :-D

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Re: Unannounced dinner
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2013, 04:11:13 PM »
some?? :fishhit: :buttkick: try a lot  :fishhit:  :oops:

Im typing this from my sick bed with a stick between my teeth where I lye i traction completely immobilized except from my swollen lips  :oops:

mvh Edward  :oops:
« Last Edit: June 10, 2013, 04:36:37 PM by edward »

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Re: Unannounced dinner
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 09:25:14 AM »
OK one more

Farmer picks up an American Indian hitch hiking. The Indian is a man of few words but eventually looks at the brown paper bag in between them and asks,

"Mmm, What in bag?"

The farmer says, "It's a bottle of wine that I got for my wife".

Indian thinks for a second and say,

"Mmm, good trade".

 :fishhit: let the beating commence :fishhit: