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Jesus was
« on: June 09, 2013, 07:18:11 AM »
Strong evidence that Jesus was Mexican:
  * His name was Jesus
  * He was bilingual
  * He was always harassed by officials

  But there is also good evidence that he was Irish:
  * He never married
  * He always told stories
  * He loved being out in the countryside

  While there are clear indications that Jesus was Black:
  * He called everybody 'brother'
  * He enjoyed gospel music
  * He could not get a fair trial

  Three strong evidence that the Jesus was Italian:
  * He gestured with his hands as he talked
  * He drank wine with every meal
  * He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God ...

  while another three  that he may have been from California
  * He never cut hair
  * He walked around barefoot
  * He founded a new religion

  BUT - the most compelling evidence is in fact that Jesus was a WOMAN:
  * He had to feed a multitude of people on short notice, though there was no food
  * He tried to make his voice heard from lots of men who did not understand a darn
  * Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do ...