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edward
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« on: June 09, 2013, 06:08:17 AM »

A man brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced after work.

His wife yells at him and his friend hear every word.

- My hair is not brushed and my makeup is not done

-The house is a mess, the dishes are not done

- I'm still in my pajamas and I can not be bothered with cooking tonight!

-Why the heck did you bring him home?


- Because he's looking to get married


mvh Edward  tongue
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 09:45:41 AM »

 applause
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2013, 10:03:26 AM »

I'd like to see a picture of you Edward, I bet you've got some lumps on your head.  grin
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edward
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2013, 03:11:13 PM »

some?? fishhit butt kick try a lot  fishhit  embarassed

Im typing this from my sick bed with a stick between my teeth where I lye i traction completely immobilized except from my swollen lips  embarassed

mvh Edward  embarassed
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edward
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 08:25:14 AM »

OK one more

Farmer picks up an American Indian hitch hiking. The Indian is a man of few words but eventually looks at the brown paper bag in between them and asks,

"Mmm, What in bag?"

The farmer says, "It's a bottle of wine that I got for my wife".

Indian thinks for a second and say,

"Mmm, good trade".

 fishhit let the beating commence fishhit
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