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Offline dING

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The supermarket
« on: June 04, 2013, 07:01:50 AM »
When I was ready to pay for my groceries at  the supermarket the other day,
the check-out girl said,
"Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP
about this running amok security rubbish,
I did just as she instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future,
and I think they’ve alerted Woolies and Aldi.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.
Man I hate this getting older stuff
Getting older dont make ya smarter just more cunning