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iddee
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« on: May 22, 2013, 10:17:43 PM »

Husband takes the wife to a disco.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large - break dancing, moon

walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy?

25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says:

"Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 08:53:57 AM »

 applause
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 12:31:19 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2013, 04:29:09 PM »

 pink elephant

My husband and I were sitting at a table at my 20th anniversary secondary school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink, as he sat alone at a nearby table.

My husband asked: "Do you know him?"

"Yes," I sighed. "He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."



"My God!" says my husband.

"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"   cheer  pink elephant
 
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 05:13:19 PM »

 Smiley Smiley Smiley
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