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Author Topic: Pregnant Woman/Camping/Bear  (Read 124 times)
Queen Bee
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Location: Central AL (nw corner of Elmore County)

« on: July 16, 2014, 01:50:57 PM »

This couple decided to go to the Great Smoky Mountains and camp out. The wife is 8 1/2 months pregnant. During the night a bear rips their tent open. Her husband starts yelling at the bear and she's screaming her poor lungs. It scared her so bad she went into labor. Unfortunately when the baby was born the event caused a rare deformity;

The baby was born
'bare' feet.

"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne
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Location: Pollock Pines Ca.

« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2014, 01:59:47 PM »

Good timing. This morning, my neighbor was visited by a bear who tossed garbage and left his rather large calling card on his front porch.
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2014, 02:47:01 AM »

I learned some time ago NEVER to sleep in a tent in those mountains!  I want at least few mm of aluminum between me and the wildlife.
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