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Offline edward

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A nice house
« on: May 07, 2013, 03:13:02 PM »
  In the morning Tom calls to his boss:

- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."

The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today.
 When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex.

 That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:

- Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon.

By the way, you got nice house.


mvh Edward  :-P

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Re: A nice house
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2013, 12:02:04 AM »
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907