In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon.
By the way, you got nice house.
mvh Edward :-P