TWO tigers are walking through the jungle when the one at the back licks the behind of the one in front.
The lead tiger turns and says: "Hey, cut it out." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.
Five minutes later the rear tiger licks the other's backside again.
The front tiger gets angry, but the other tiger just apologises.
After another five minutes, he does it again.
The front tiger turns and says: "What is it with you? I told you to stop."
The other tiger says: "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."