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FEED ME HONEY or I`ll smash your screen !

« on: April 29, 2013, 10:57:29 AM »

A woman is talking to her husband. She asks: "If I died, would you meet someone else?"

He replies: "I don't see why not."

She says: "Would she sleep in our bed."

"Probably, yes," he answers.

His wife asks: "Would you play golf with her?"

He replies: "Yes, I think so."

"And would she use my clubs?"

Her husband replies: "No, she's left-handed."

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 07:51:48 PM »

I think he had one too many brews.

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 11:09:36 AM »

I always heard it with the husband asking the wife...

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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2013, 09:04:26 PM »

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