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Offline edward

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Play golf?
« on: April 29, 2013, 11:57:29 AM »
A woman is talking to her husband. She asks: "If I died, would you meet someone else?"

He replies: "I don't see why not."

She says: "Would she sleep in our bed."

"Probably, yes," he answers.

His wife asks: "Would you play golf with her?"

He replies: "Yes, I think so."

"And would she use my clubs?"

Her husband replies: "No, she's left-handed."


ooopps   :drowning:

mvh Edward  :-P

Offline iddee

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Re: Play golf?
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 08:51:48 PM »
I think he had one too many brews.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Offline Michael Bush

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Re: Play golf?
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 12:09:36 PM »
I always heard it with the husband asking the wife...
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Re: Play golf?
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2013, 10:04:26 PM »
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anything