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Online iddee

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How many can relate?
« on: April 10, 2013, 01:21:30 PM »
The longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes!



An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake Jim!
Leave it on the porn channel.

You already know how to fish!"
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline edward

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Re: How many can relate?
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2013, 01:49:41 PM »
 :lau:

Offline greg755

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Re: How many can relate?
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 07:23:57 PM »
that is funny..

Offline tefer2

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Re: How many can relate?
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 07:40:37 PM »
 X:X

Offline AllenF

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Re: How many can relate?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 09:39:11 PM »
 :-D

 

anything