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Galactic Bee
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« on: April 04, 2013, 07:21:16 PM »

An  old pastor lay  dying. He sent a message for an Internal Revenue Service agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.

Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked,  “Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?”


The old pastor mustered all his strength, and then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that's exactly how I'd like to go.”



Don't forget to file your tax return.


"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2013, 07:26:48 PM »

My Iddee Lips Sealed. If this gets out on the web them revenewers evil are gonaby knocking at your door for a audit. hissy fit


 applause lau lau lau
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2013, 09:02:13 PM »

Love it.    grin
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2013, 10:22:01 PM »

Really enjoyed that one. lau


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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2013, 11:58:50 PM »

 th_thumbsupup  Brian
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2013, 06:48:45 PM »

I heard that it was his lawyer and his insurance agent.  Wink

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