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Galactic Bee
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« on: March 26, 2013, 08:58:55 PM »

A guy goes to the store and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, "Hello!"

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he asks, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while another stripper whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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God Protect and watch over our sons and daughters.

« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 09:57:46 PM »

 jaw drop beat a dead horse Jerry drowning

Good one.

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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 10:21:47 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2013, 11:14:01 PM »

 lau lau
Joe D
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 10:39:57 PM »

OOPS  is right.

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