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Offline edward

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Choose your weapons
« on: March 20, 2013, 07:36:14 AM »
 Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”
“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”
“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”

mvh edward  :-P

Offline goatmanbees

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Re: Choose your weapons
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2013, 08:13:15 AM »
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Re: Choose your weapons
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 12:43:58 PM »
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