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Offline Moots

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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2013, 04:10:38 AM »
I saw a lady getting frustrated because the little plastic thing with the button wouldn't open her door.  She was thinking about calling a locksmith.  I told her to try the key...

I have seen it too often. I have also went on lockout callas to open car doors and they forgot about the remote in purse/pocket.

We had a woman call 911 the other day in a full blown panic...she was having car trouble, and had pulled on the shoulder before her car had quit running.  She explained to the dispatcher that she was locked "IN"  the vehicle and could not get out, she said she was trying to remain calm so that she wouldn't run out of air.   The dispatcher calmed her down and talked her through manually unlocking the car door....UNBELIEVABLE!  :)
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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2013, 01:04:26 PM »

We had a woman call 911 the other day in a full blown panic...she was having car trouble, and had pulled on the shoulder before her car had quit running.  She explained to the dispatcher that she was locked "IN"  the vehicle and could not get out, she said she was trying to remain calm so that she wouldn't run out of air.   The dispatcher calmed her down and talked her through manually unlocking the car door....UNBELIEVABLE!  :)

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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2013, 10:51:49 AM »
As Hardwood well knows, us music types can only count to 12 and spell up to G, so we really only use philosophy on the garden to make the plants grow better.

Here are a couple of quotes I liked from musical people and kept hold of.

Bluegrass, the real stuff, hits you like a fist in the gut when it's right...it'll make you cry in your vino when it's right...it's a habit, and addiction, a feeling deep inside that evokes the deepest of emotion  - WHEN IT's RIGHT!  - Virginia Lee

You can keep your fancy jazz licks, your record setting banjo duels, what really sets the men apart from the boys (so to speak), is the ability to make your banjo sound like a chicken. - Don Borchelt

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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2013, 01:19:12 PM »
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...she was having car trouble, and had pulled on the shoulder before her car... quit...  She explained to the dispatcher that she was locked "IN"  the vehicle and could not get out, she said she was trying to remain calm so that she wouldn't run out of air.   The dispatcher calmed her down and talked her through manually unlocking the car door....UNBELIEVABLE!  :)

Unfortunately I find it much to much BELIEVABLE!

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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2013, 03:17:54 PM »
:fishhit: Only dead fish go with the flow :fishhit:

Some times this gets me into trouble beecause I usually look what every body else is doing and do the opposite  :-D sometimes its very interesting  :-D


mvh edward  :-P

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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2013, 07:28:39 AM »

"Work is the curse of the drinking class"- Oscar Wilde


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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2013, 04:17:35 PM »
"Liquor has saved me from sports and exercise"

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Re: The philosophical inclination of beekeepers
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2013, 11:37:44 AM »
Dance like no one is watching.
Laugh like it will stop the rain.
Love like it will heal the world.

Had to throw a hippy one in here for all you darn conservatives ;p.  :D 

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