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Offline iddee

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Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« on: March 04, 2013, 10:57:58 PM »
Tonsils vs. Circumcision

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you
lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.
 
Couldn't walk for a year."
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 11:12:47 PM »
Iddee. I swear your going to  :evil:

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 11:21:32 PM »
Excellent!!!!!!

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2013, 12:05:38 AM »
DM, where do you think I'm posting from. I died years ago.  :devilbanana:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2013, 07:44:40 AM »
Iddee. I swear your going to  :evil:

The company there is suposed to bee quite interesting  :whip:

mvh edward  :-P

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2013, 09:39:26 AM »
 X:X

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2013, 10:03:54 AM »
iddee won't be down there long...the devil is too afraid he'll take over!

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2013, 12:00:31 PM »
Would have to agree with Hardwood.




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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2013, 02:15:26 PM »
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2013, 02:19:54 PM »
 :-D

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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2013, 03:25:36 PM »
I think the joke a bout the joke is a little funnier  :-D


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Re: Tonsils vs. Circumcision
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2013, 06:35:17 PM »
Which reminds me of the one about the bloke who goes to see his doctor.
"Doc, I want to be castrated."

"What ?", says the doc, "are you absolutely sure ?"

"Oh yes", say the man, "I've talked it over with the wife, and even she agrees that it would be for the best."

"Ok", says the doc, "I guess you know your own mind - I'll refer you to the hospital, then."

At the hospital, exactly the same conversation takes place with the nurse/ receptionist, and again with the consultant physician.

The day of the operation arrives, and as he's wheeled into the operating theatre, the surgeon warns him that castration is an irreversible operation.

"No worries", says the man, "I've been asked about this time and time again - my mind's quite made up." And so saying, the anaesthetic begins to work, and the man passes out.




Some time later, he 'comes to' whilst being wheeled back to the ward from theatre, and looks down to see quite a large dressing is in place.

He comments on this to the theatre porter, who replies that this was a very unusual operation.
"Indeed, I've never seen anyone have a castration here before", he says, "most people come in here for a circumcision."

"THAT'S IT !", cries the bloke on the trolley, "that's it - THAT'S THE WORD - 'CIRCUMCISION'."